I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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