Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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