NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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