this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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