that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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