i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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