Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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