dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
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I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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