it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Your cock deserves a montage
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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