some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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