god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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