Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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