Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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