I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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