BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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