Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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