i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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