I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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