When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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