Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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