Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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