chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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