i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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