i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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