MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Boobs speak an international language.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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