I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I'm passing your future prison.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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