I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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