i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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