He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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