She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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