meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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