what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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