we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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