I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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