vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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