do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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