Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I need water and some morals
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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