I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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