You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Never underestimate the power of titties
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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