please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Randomize
