Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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