so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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