just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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