i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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