We got so high we made milksteak
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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