what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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