let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
