do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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