this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
