did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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