Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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