Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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