I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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