why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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